The Joker's Bet of the Day: Messi to keep it tidy

Dutchmen are often flying, but not tonight

Oranje men are marching on Sao Paulo, but there will be no fireworks

Well and truly Rogered.

By Brazilians, of all people.

Roger, then Santos got the Suwon Bluewings off to a flying start and they never looked down. 3-2 over Ulsan Hyundai in the end and definitely not Under 2.5 Goals.

To escape the Brazilians, the Joker's had to go all the way to Brazil. Netherlands versus Argentina is a big game apparently. Since 1982 13 of 17 previous big games (call them World Cup semi-finals, if you like) have gone through 90 minutes with Under 2.5 Goals. In Brazil this time, 10/13 knockout matches have gone the same way.

Recommended Bet: Back Under 2.5 Goals @ 1.674/6 in Netherlands v Argentina